Damienism #49

"You know. When I was in kindergarten, I hated writing to celebrities and waiting for an answer. I wrote to George Washington and never got a letter back."

~ Damien A. Brown

Damienism #50

"My mind never shuts off. I cannot stop thinking."

~ Damien A. Brown

Damienism #46

The boys are cracking me up. Dylan is trying to teach Damien how to speak properly. He is making Damien say all kinds of words with v in them and trying to get Damien to say /v/ instead of /f/. And, he's also making Damien say words that start with h since Damien always drops the h in words. The funny thing is that Damien keeps saying, "You know what I am trying to say, so what does it matter?"

Dylan replied, "It matters when you go into a job interview. If you mispronounce everything, they will not know how smart you are." What Dylan does not understand is that in over more than ten years of speech therapy, Damien was discharged because he is understandable, not because he can speak perfect.

I wonder. Maybe, Dylan is right, and he can accomplish what many speech therapists could not. He plans on working with Damien for hours every day until Damien gets it right. Hmmm....

...Me: "I think he's got it. I think he's got it."
Damien: "Twelve, huge, hairy humans have hairy faces."
Me: "By George, he's got it. By George, he's got it!"

... Then I proceeded to show the boys this:

Now, they are dancing together, like the professor and Eliza.

Damienism #38

"I don't understand why so many people are spending so much time and money looking for a cure. To be cured means that you have a disease or you're sick. I'm not sick."

~ Damien A. Brown

Damienism #23

"No, Momma, I don't have a cold. I'm quite warm thank you."

(He looks at words depending on their literal meaning. At the time, he only new cold as being a physical state of being and not an illness. Therefore, when I asked him if he had a cold, this was his response.)

Book Writer

How I long for control over a people
I could scream my dominance from a steeple

Write my laws from my deck
Inspire fear like Glenn Beck

I have no will to hurt men
But I can scare people from my den

Strike deals like the company Dell
And make life a living hell

No one will die this day
And the war will hit the hay

So presidents make room for this
Damien Brown the bookwriting terrorist

by Damien A. Brown © 08/20/2012

This is a poem that Damien wrote. I love it so much that I had to share.